Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010

october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them

boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

by mr sexy man ‘not ellis ‘ November 7, 2021

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

by phlegmat March 24, 2005

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009