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Blow job broad

a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.
I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.
by Donnie T March 28, 2009
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Indian Blow Dart

When a female has sex while on her period, the man pulls out and pokes her in the head with his bloody penis, giving her the traditional "red dot" on the girl's forhead, wherein he then receives a blow job
Guy 1: Hey man, have you given your girlfriend the Indian Blow Dart yet?

Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!
by Ark Builder November 11, 2009
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blow your lunch

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
mugGet the blow your lunchmug.

Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).
Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!
by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010
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blow one's dough

(verb) to spend all one's money
I'ma never blow ma dough again!
by Fangsta April 27, 2003
mugGet the blow one's doughmug.

Blow N' Go

When a guy blows his baby batter into a chick then leaves
Dude I totally did a blow n' go in this chick the other day shes gonna remember me for the rest of her life...
by blackorchid99 January 14, 2009
mugGet the Blow N' Gomug.

blow some trees

-A homie, wanna come over and blow some trees ?

- Oh hell yeah, this work week had me hella stressed!
by oksg September 25, 2010
mugGet the blow some treesmug.

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