monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005

Roid Monkey

A professional sports player using performance-enhancing drugs, typically steroids.

Say hello to the New York RoidMonkeys

by s-bomb March 2, 2004

sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

by dpo June 21, 2004

monkey nuts

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

Script Monkey

A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.

I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.

I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.

by Mr. Dot February 4, 2010

computer monkey

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator

This company needs better computer monkeys

by peter pauper March 26, 2005

gook monkey

someone who is part black and part korean. see porch monkey and gook

That gook monkey down the street is an awful driver and the laziest son of a bitch i've ever met.

by M. Barton September 14, 2008