Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

Faga-lagot

A noun defined as an individual who is too busy bullying others to fixate on their own personal issues, rather than involvement in others lives.

"Listen at that faga-lagot ass shit they've just said to me, maybe I should ask if their alright."

by DeeHilarious August 27, 2022

Faga-lagot

A noun defining an individual whom seems more interested in everything, except for themselves.

"It's very faga-lagot of you, to always wonder about me."

by DeeHilarious August 27, 2022

Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023

L'lagh-mugh'

Paris Hilton's first baby present from a former bestie AFTER such a long break from talking after so much years. Usually an inference as a private conversation about a 'beau' and prompts from friends suggest the jealousy of a junior-high/high school/town college body that with one baby turns into a family coined "Video Vixen' . Also known as a firearm with a long barrel made by a foreign country or company similar to the Michael Keaton role as "The Joker" where it takes a second to pull it up from within the waistband.. also known as unshaven but manicured bush that 'tantalizes' both sexes of course to keep the money coming in

I didn't say LlAMA like the animal, I meant L'lagh-mugh' as in a two-step move that puts the lead dancer to shame

by 2023Nostalgia February 8, 2023

The Lagoon School

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.

Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023

The Laggata’s Law

When Franky L. gives that real good gaulk-gaulk-3000 on that nigga dick.

Laggata: “all right boys let me teach y’all The Laggata’s Law.”

Everyone else: “what’s that?”
Laggata: “I’m gonna gobble ya glizzy.“
*indiscriminate slurping, sucking, gasping, and choking sounds*

by Mr. Laggata122 March 23, 2023