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Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020
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Honkers

I flew Cathay Pacific first class back from Honkers last week
by Tw4tty88 May 1, 2020
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honkerbedonkers

wow, she got some big honkerbedonkers!
by Bonkvsbieb May 5, 2020
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Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”
by Hexangell June 28, 2020
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Honker

Bill: Do you see that hick over there
Jake: yeah he has the big honker in
by IcePulsar November 27, 2020
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Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
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honkertown

A town that consists of big tittied men and women. They are usually seen walking the land nood.
Let’s go to honkertown! I wanna see some big ole bitties
by Auden jimmerson January 24, 2021
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