When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
by MRBIZZYNUTS February 02, 2011
Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.
Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?
I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
by TheTodd February 04, 2010
A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.
"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"
"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"
"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"
by $K.G$ October 01, 2014
like FUBAR but beyond FUBAR---this is for those party binges when you wake up 3 days later in girls clothes in another state
by EmlyLizabet December 15, 2010
by Annubrius August 18, 2008
Someone who is only fun when they are drunk. When they are not Harry Potter drunk, they are uptight and lame...kind of like the movie.
by melsbells27 July 31, 2011
by Shawn B. December 07, 2003