Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.

You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.

by MRBIZZYNUTS February 02, 2011

stunk-n-drunk

when you are drunk and go down on a girl and lick the wrong hole.

i was stunk-n-drunk lastnight

by strikealot August 04, 2010

get fish drunk

like FUBAR but beyond FUBAR---this is for those party binges when you wake up 3 days later in girls clothes in another state

man this weekend was get fish drunk.

by EmlyLizabet December 15, 2010

willy wonka drunk

The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets

jim: hey dude where are you?

matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk

by tge88 February 05, 2010

Eggo Waffles Drunk

On the drunk scale of 1-10, it rates a 3. The stage where you're approaching a buzz. See tipsy.

Keli: How do you feel now?

Heather: I feel.. Eggo Waffles drunk.

by Annubrius August 18, 2008

Harry Potter drunk

Someone who is only fun when they are drunk. When they are not Harry Potter drunk, they are uptight and lame...kind of like the movie.

Jon is only fun when he is Harry Potter drunk.

by melsbells27 July 31, 2011

Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

by Shawn B. December 07, 2003