A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto December 4, 2012

Eye candy

One step b 4 u r pipe drunk.

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store

I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up

by Dead Stu April 14, 2022

Sad Boi Candies

"Sad Boi Candies" is a term used to speak of antidepressants or anti-anxiety medications.

"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."

"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"

by Pseudonaime October 3, 2023

Candy knuckles

A person who steals drinks by using a refill cup more than one day.

Candy knuckles keeps using the same cup for weeks to get free drinks.

by Jerktog October 13, 2023

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022