I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.
by Donnie T November 10, 2008
When a female has sex while on her period, the man pulls out and pokes her in the head with his bloody penis, giving her the traditional "red dot" on the girl's forhead, wherein he then receives a blow job
Guy 1: Hey man, have you given your girlfriend the Indian Blow Dart yet?
Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!
Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!
by Ark Builder November 12, 2009
To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).
Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!
by Hector Barbosa August 03, 2010
by Fangsta April 27, 2003
Dude I totally did a blow n' go in this chick the other day shes gonna remember me for the rest of her life...
by blackorchid99 September 30, 2008
I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.
by Fred Neck March 03, 2007