Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

Bukele vs Biden

wow come on powerfully assholes the comparison between the words of the democrats towards the country of el salvador is a clear definition of how the democrats think, meanwhile the old communist god sucker of zelensky's penis father of the greatest drug addict rapist hunter biden is the most intelligent human, to also bankrupt America while the fans are sucking his dick and kissing his boots and bukele therefore he mocks the bullshit conditions in the united states, therefore, conflicts between the biden administration against bukele officials in el salvador and the things that prepaid affiliates think the democrats.

Guy: My god I just can’t tolerate my self with this fucking bukele guy, ukelele and Trumpet are the biggest ally’s together both narcissistic and shit, I hope there’s a real Bukele vs Biden conflict.
Guy 2: get therapy

by ImagineWearingMasks May 28, 2023

“The President Biden”

Sexual move: when a guy is deep inside a woman and is about to bust he yells “PRESIDENT BIDEN!” and then pulls out at the last moment.

I was really giving it to my girlfriend but just before I busted inside her I pulled off “The President Biden” and pulled out just in time.

by Disco808 July 23, 2024

The Harris-Biden Administration

Everyone knows that Crooked Joe BIden, the worst president in the history of the country, is a puppet of Comrade Kamala the Border Czar.

11 million illegal aliens have invaded the country, killed Americans, and destroyed medicare in a matter of three years thanks to the Harris-Biden administration.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

The Hunter Biden

When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.

Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.

by Gigging Goo October 4, 2023

Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.

Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood”

friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu

by brebre_1 March 9, 2024