Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

Arkansas Beanstalk by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

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The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

The beansman by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

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banscrewdrivers

A satirical political activist site who's goal was the abolishment and/or licensing of screwdrivers and various other power tools. A parody on many of the anti-gun web sites.

That banscrewdrivers was hillarious. It sure was a fun site back in the day.

banscrewdrivers by Pancake Eating Former Tool User July 9, 2004

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bean box

This is an insult comparing someone to a box of beans ,which is obviously useless, so it is used in situations were you wish to express your anger at the incompetence of someone or thing.
It is also less commonly known to be a vague theory to do with sound and manipulating its frequency in a unusual way using a machine called the been box, proposed by Baien Tomlin

''this car keep braking down it is bean box''

bean box by 123james December 9, 2008