evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

weed car

shit fuck bitch weed cart

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb -

Smoking weed - weeding

Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

Awe bra are you weeding?

Skipper, please tell Private to stop weeding.

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

weed

a girl names jules

“omg is that a weed?”

by ohwellnvrmind June 23, 2023