Tracey Wood

When something doesn’t work properly and/or fails to be useful. In short, worthless.

The tv is Tracey Wood. I can’t even get it to turn on. Time to throw it out with the trash.

by TayYay March 9, 2025

Cheyanne Wood

Cheyanne Wood is a very, special human being. She is dramatic sometimes, and she thinks she is the funny one in the group (she's not). Whenever she finds something that she loves, she is upsessed with it. For example, her Euphonium named Eugene and her love for 1 Direction. She also can't control the acne on her face. It's uncontrollable, and annoying, but she deals with it. She looks up to all of her friends. Literally. She is the VERY short one in her friends group, and she is proud of that, kinda. She had a lot of friends that love her and she is grateful for that. Also, without her glasses, she is as blind as a bat.

"Why is Cheyanne Wood skipping across the cafeteria?"
"I don't know. Shes weird like that."

by whyhellothere51 April 6, 2019

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

Katie Woods

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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.

I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.

by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024

Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"

Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.

by Mannywalt April 30, 2024

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009