Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.

That guys got Summer wood.

by udictionary2 July 17, 2014

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.

Sure do miss having my wood stove.

by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

ella woods

Ella is the most vibrant, beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. She is forever down to earth and is extremely selfless. If you’re her friend she will stick by you’re side and never let anyone give you shit. There’s always a sparkle in her vivid green eyes, and whenever they are sad you would do anything to make her feel better, since she does the same for you. No matter what she’s going through she will be there for you. If you have an ella as you’re friend never let her go

the most beautiful thing you can think of will never compare to ella woods

by heyitsmuah January 9, 2019

kay woods

Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.

I could really use a Kay woods rite about now!

by Luvno187 September 27, 2020

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017