two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 May 24, 2016

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

Two quarters and a nickel

Two balls and a dick

Its was like two quarters and a nickel lmfao

by ginehof November 29, 2020

Two Day Recovery

When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.

I might need a two day recovery after that night out.

by BrokenDragon April 2, 2016