by JJPlox March 28, 2020
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Person 1: Did you hear that King of Lolis is actually a guy?
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by KING OF LOLIS March 30, 2020
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by haejsi April 9, 2020
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by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020
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I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
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Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil
by Biggppchase March 1, 2020
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