Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Waffling

To continuously use the word waffle in ever day vocabulary.

Did u read that explosm comic that i sent xD AAAAAAHA.. cracked me right the waffle up.. omfg i cant stop waffling!!!

by Ky Renee December 23, 2008

waffle

a yummy thing you eat.
yep. done.

he ate a delicious waffle.

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.

Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.

by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.

Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019