Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 04, 2025

Magio Magic effect

It’s a state in which you feel guilty after hearing the truth from someone you just played

she cried to me after having sex, saying I would leave her. She was right and now I feel this Magio Magic effect

by ThePersonToYourRight November 19, 2021

Swedish Magic

When you ejaculate into someone's arse, swirl it around then eat it like a meatball

"Did you do Swedish magic last night"

by toecummies September 03, 2022

Super Magical Violet Tornado

An attack from the show 'SD Gundam Force'. This move is the Signature Attack of Zero the Winged Knight.

It sends an immense gust of wind mixed with violet petals to blow his enemies away. Can be combined with Captain's Soul Drive Punch and Bakunetsumaru's Bakunetsu Tenkyoken

Zero: Super Magical Violet Tornado!

*Zaku soldiers get blown into the next country*

by Protosaber 363 March 06, 2010

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 11, 2017

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 28, 2023