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Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD
"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."
by Keenan17 February 13, 2014
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lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy March 31, 2017
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Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.
by agnubo March 23, 2020
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wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
by Pigknucks April 10, 2021
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Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash
She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick
by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022
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