Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.

"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."

by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025

Coudersport Peach Ring

The act of pouring Peach Syrup onto someone's anus and then performing a Rimjob, usually this sex move is done to shut a whiny whore up

I gave my bitch a Coudersport Peach Ring to shut her up

by Dan McSour January 19, 2025

sophie ring

best person on earth

i love sophie ring

by sophie xxxx August 8, 2023

Ring Toss

The sexual act of two people tossing donuts with a ring in a middle onto a man’s erect penis. By the end of this the penis should have been covered in donuts from base to tip. Afterwards, the man can glaze the donut (cover cum on it) and the winner of the game can then eat the donut. This act must require at least two people but more can play depending on the size of the penis.

My two best friends love playing Ring Toss with me.

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

Ring Of Fire

When a man grabs a group of friends and has a tribal ceremony with a tiki torch. He takes said tiki torch and inserts it through each members anal tube.

The man created a Ring Of Fire with the whole football team

by anonymous June 18, 2022