Memphis Top Hat

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.

Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.

by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010

purple top

The head of a man's penis. Typically a black man's penis.

Suck on my purple top.

by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009

topping up

To have sex with someone.

Damn hommie, when we were topping up last night, I busted 5 times, in a half hour.

by Ta'Lesha March 15, 2007

Top Gear rule

An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.

The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.

by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007

glossy top coat

The top coat used to smooth out textured nail polish. Also used to give nail art a finish shine to it.

"Time for cristine to add a glossy top coat to the holo nail polish"

by thatorchestrapotato April 18, 2018

the top 5

Iron Maiden #1 AC/DC #2 GnR #3 Metallica #4 Kiss #5

these are the top 5 best bands ever in order

by .............adsasdfasd September 30, 2007

Top at the red light

When you and your boyfriend get to a red let, so you give him that sloppy zoppy toppy-3000. The gluck gluck.

Friends talking: What does top at the red light mean?
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.

by nickiminajforprez February 17, 2021