grub club

Two or more guys eating out a girl when she has crabs. This can also refer to two or more girls on a girl with crabs.

That grub club gets together every friday. Those three are a nasty little grub club.

by donky joe May 22, 2007

The Straight Up Club

Members of the Straight Up Club embrace total partying most weekends. However, they do NOT partake in sexual antics of any kind or manage to pull a member of the opposite or same sex - this is not out of choice or for want of trying.
In short; going out and having a banging weekend, without any banging.

Opposing members join The DodgyClub

Dodgy Mate 'Did u have a good weekend'?
Wannabe Dodgy Mate 'Yeah, kicking, but still not dodgy'
Dodgy mate 'Straight Up'?
Wannabe Dodgy mate 'Yeah, still in the Straight Up Club'

by IttyBittyKitty April 28, 2006

sub 100 club

n. A term to collectively refer to all (attractive) females weighing less than 100 lbs.

1. Is she sub-100 club? hell yeah motherfucker

by Anonymous April 25, 2005

chuckee cheese club

Exclusive group in which individuals from 18-21 years of age are eligible. You pretty much cannot buy your own alcohol or go to clubs unless you have a fake ID.

Jose Diaz is still in the Chuckee Cheese Club until he turns 21. lollollollollollollollollol

by Max Zamansky October 4, 2009

Fruity Man Club

The ultimate club for fruity men, started by a man whos name is so unique that its a derivative of, Joe, but sounds more, well, fruity. The only way to join this club is to carve the initials F.M.C. into your head and rock it like Angry Black Man on youtube rocks his man tits of steel.

Founder: Wanna join the FMC
A Bro: Whats that
Founder: No clue
A Bro: Fruity man club maybe?
Founder:... yes
(Bro walks away)

by lolOSAMADIEz May 25, 2011

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

by snow4fun April 6, 2011

Lamorinda Soccer Club

Lamorinda soccer club: Lamorinda Soccer Club is one of the best teams in the USA. They play possession soccer aka real soccer. They have small,skillful players that could be national team players. The head coach is pretty much known everywhere and is pretty much awesome.

TYPICAL LAMORINDA SOCCER CLUB QUOTE:MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS FASTER THAN YOU.

YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO--- LAMORINDA SOCCER CLUB IS IMPORTANT

by idratherbeplayingsoccer November 17, 2013