grandmother

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.

be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.

by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004

grandmother

Parent's mother.

My grandmother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Grandmother

An amazing human being who will spoil you to bits

My grandmother always bakes cookies.

by gigglegirl28976 May 18, 2020

grandmother

Description of warmth for a grandchild under five years old

wonderful weeks spent with my widdly-woo grandmother

by askgranny March 6, 2019

grandmother

Parent's mother.

My grandmother is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Grandmother

the best person in my life. she need so much. i love you grandmom, you deserve happiness.

grandmother is the best. that's it.

by nothing important November 21, 2021

Grandmother

A wonderful loving old lady whom cooks you more food than you need.

James: bro i love your gran
me: ikr its wierd to think she has had sex before
james: wtf *leaves and never talks to me again*

me: *cries knowing i lost my best friend and my gran has had sex before*
My grandmother is the mother of my mother.

by sexymustardman December 30, 2021