soft coc

a person who doesnt understand the point of having a good time and wants to shit on other people as much as they can

ahhhhhh heralds being a soft coc...

by you shouldnt use your real nam February 8, 2024

Soft

Grace Day

Did you see Grace today?
Yeah she’s so fucking soft

by Jim.Lahey February 12, 2024

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

Softass

Somebody who is extremely sensitive, fragile, and quick to take offense over everything

Person A: We're cancelling Speedy Gonzales and Pepé Le Pew now. Note to boomers: Yes, all of your beloved childhood characters were racist or sexist.

Person B: Oh my god, you absolute softass

by Purplax March 1, 2024

Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model

"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"

by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Softage

Pronounced "Soff-adge" - To missinterpret the current field of understanding by basing claims entirely on the previous work in the field instead of the current-day advancements.

Examples: I do not mean to softage myself, but didn't apple have a better intentional design when it came to cybersecurity? You are softaging my friend, everytime you talk about databases you sound like Charles Backman (inventor of databases). I softaged myself by talking about the logo of a company that has since changed to a different designed logo.

by anonymous March 16, 2024