Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Shitting in the Dark

V.- 1.The act of playing a video game without knowing what you are doing.

2. The act of being Arin Hanson (Gamegrump) while playing a game.

1.was really shitting in the dark while trying to play Cult of the Lamb.

2. I watched Arin play Cult of the Lamb on Gamegrumps and he was really shitting in the dark, as usual.

by Buddyzilla May 9, 2024

Scottie

A man who is short, stout, angry and ginger.

"You could say he was a right Scottie, his tantrums would go unmatched."

by anvilwhacker12 May 10, 2024

Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.

2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”

by Skydog7 May 21, 2024