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YouTube Shorts

Person: I hate TikTok. It's cringe.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.
by CallMeLankyBox March 2, 2025
mugGet the YouTube Shortsmug.
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
mugGet the French fry short of a Happy Mealmug.

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick
Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)
by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023
mugGet the Short Boy Surprisemug.

canadian short stack

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017
mugGet the canadian short stackmug.

Short hopp

tristana: W W

qiyanna: *DIES*
anyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by söme swedish löser July 3, 2019
mugGet the Short hoppmug.

Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
mugGet the Short term hedonisticmug.

Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance
I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.
by Alice Underware May 31, 2018
mugGet the Tickle in my shortsmug.

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