sad sausage

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Sydney sausage

A Australian man’s penis that has been through a meat grinder with oil dropped on by 3 old men

That guy seriously got a Sydney sausage

by BobberTheWise July 27, 2023

Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

by Bones712 December 10, 2022

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

Sausage

A long glizzy that is like a cylinder or something like that idk don’t @ me anyways if you swallowe it whole don’t spit because SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!!
Imma skinny bitch but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta fat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta flat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Wake up in the morning gotta eat that
SAUSAGE!!
Imma red head but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Imma gay n**ga but I still take
SAUSAGE!!

by I’m part of Gen Z November 10, 2020

Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog

Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.

by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025