Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Life is like a sandwich

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first

“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”

by Trackstar794 February 15, 2022

turd sandwich

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

by german9pacman February 15, 2010

Cheese Sandwich

The sexual act in which three people engage in multiple 'sandwich' like positions. Lots of touching is involved. Best served with Blue Kool-Aid

"Dude, I had the BEST Cheese Sandwich at Katie's, it was totally raunchy!"

by Misty Mormon December 15, 2008

jam sandwich

take 2 peices of bread and jam those bitches together to form a "jam sandwich". could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.

theres nothing to eat in this bitch. i guess i got to make me a jam sandwich.

by $nowman'$exy April 7, 2010

mama sandwich delux

A large thikk female (spiritually that is) who enjoys eatin her some feed. She enjoys not exercising as well as praising god for the food that she loves to eat.

Shatoya: My sister Panbanisha went to taco burrl, crab shak, and mcdonalds, and she still hungray

Isis: That b*** is such a mama sandwich delux. She be out of control

by blessedisis November 6, 2010