zornitsa syndrome

seeing the red flags and mistreating but still ignoring it all in the hopes that maybe if you close your eyes and imagine it doesn’t exist, it all magically disappears :)

zori, obicham te ama si mnogo tupa. imash zornitsa syndrome

by Ndpzv June 17, 2020

DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack

Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions

by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020

Downer Syndrome

A condition afflicting certain personality-types wherein everything they do in social situations is just a 'downer'.

My father has Downer Syndrome

by dubbyd April 21, 2018

Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.

Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!

by tacoraj June 16, 2016

Hixtape Syndrome

A syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and a sense of feeling on edge. The cause to this syndrome is from eagerly awaiting the drop of Jung Hoseoks highly anticipated 'hixtape'

The longer it takes for hixtape to drop the worse my hixtape syndrome gets.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.

"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"

by sassalot December 31, 2012

Sunday Syndrome

When you can't stand Sunday no matter what you do it just depresses or bores the hell out of you.
you don't like the shops being closed completely or open for shorter times and believe everyone should go to work just like any other day!

Why should non-religious folk be forced into "the day of rest"?????

person 1; Whats up with you?
person 2; Its Sunday!!!
person 1; and?
person 2; Everything is shut, people go church and stuff, I just can't stand Sunday's, I guess I have some kind of syndrome, Sunday Syndrome!

by MacSeoin September 29, 2013