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Math Syndrome 

A syndrome that results from doing too much math in a short period of time. Symptoms include carpel tunnel, dreaming in algebra and not getting dates.
Person 1: Did ya hear about Billy? He got Math Syndrome from his calculus class and now his girlfriend broke up with him.

Person 2: I had that for a bit during grade ten. Stupid radicals.

Person 1: No kidding.
Math Syndrome by gamer999 February 16, 2009
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Munchie Syndrome 

The state of being really fucking hungry for no apparent reason, without the use of weed which causes the munchies.
Kid #1: Dude, i'm so fucking hungry, and i don't know why?

Kid #2: Did you smoke any pot today?

Kid #1: Nah.

Kid #2: It must be munchie syndrome.
Munchie Syndrome by Mr. Pothead January 3, 2010

Urbandictionary Syndrome 

An uncontrollable addiction to posting new phrases on urbandictionary.com
Surely he must suffer from Urbandictionary Syndrome, he's posted 6 words last week in 2 days

Ramona Syndrome 

a serious mental issue where a person falls in love with a cartoon.
Someone: "2D from the Gorillaz is just so hot!"

Someone has Ramona Syndrome!

Succubus Syndrome 

The sexual attraction towards a person or thing based on how deadly or dangerous it is.
Geek Guy 1: Dude I think I got Succubus Syndrome, cause that cosplay demon chick is turning me on.

Geek Guy 2: You sure it's not just cause she's barely wearing any clothes?

Sometypoway Syndrome 

Sometypoway Syndrome affects the central nervous system and attacks you at the heart. It spreads very quickly, and in some cases has been contagious. It can be brought on by your significant other fornicating with others, your dog/cat being hit by a car, your favorite television program being cancelled, boredom, lack of marijuana, etc. When Sometypoway Syndrome reaches its peak, victims might have symptoms such as vomiting, upset stomach, headache, confusion, delirium, shock, seizures, constant tear production, paralysis, blindness, arthritis, athletes foot, inner ear infections, bullet wounds, smokers cough, jaundice, and painful urination. Known cures include, money, drugs, and bitches.
Tim's mom just died. Hes got a nasty case of Sometypoway Syndrome.

Ash just lost to Gary again? He must have a gnarly case of Sometypoway
Sometypoway Syndrome by Boxtor December 11, 2013

Fielder Syndrome 

A term to describe one such being who is overly attached to one individual in a sexual way and will take any opportunity to get any attention or contact from the individual. They will often try to disguise this buy proclaiming that they are in "love" with the individual. Movements or symptoms mostly conclude, holding onto the individuals hips while they are walking or getting a hug or some sort of contact at any chance they get.
"Why won't he leave her alone?"
"He got Fielder Syndrome..."