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King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018
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N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.
White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!
by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019
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is that a police

Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?
Is that a police?
by CBOY527 December 10, 2019
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After Holiday Panic

It’s like you don’t want there next year to come or if you celebrate Christmas you think of everything you want the day after
I’ve been experiencing some after holiday panic recently
by Bundle Bundle December 29, 2019
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Shot of penicillin

A nasty girl/guy that you more than likely give you a STD.
Would you ever date her no she's a shot of penicillin.
by Dr. Beckham August 8, 2020
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Internal Jordy Panick

When your cute Jordy boyfriend does something adorable, incredible, worth of praising, hot or all of the above. How to identify it? First of all, your boyfriend HAS to be named Jordan and be an INTJ. This is strictly requiered for the Internal Jordy Panick to take place. Secondly, as your Jordy does something amazing, you'll get a tingling sensation in your stomach, and will immediately want to hug him or kiss him, or even fuck him, or all of the above. And just shower him with love until
"My boyfriend just made such a brilliant obeservation. I'm having an internal Jordy Panick"
by MikahTheGayMess September 26, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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