Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Pirate sauce

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid

Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce

by Yummy mommy December 26, 2018

pirate dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.

The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?

by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Queer Pirate

A delicious mixed drink with Grenadine, Rum, and Diet Coke on the rocks.

This Queer Pirate is kicking my ass!

by wsbucker March 14, 2012

Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.

Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024