Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011

pounding the box

A metaphor used to describe the act of binge watching cable television (i.e.: set top box).

Dave: "Come to bed babe. You've been pounding the box all day."

Jill: "I will be there soon. Just one more episode and I'll have completed the season slam"

by Skidrowplo September 29, 2014

Poundsigning

Another way of saying hashtagging since a hashtag and pound sign is basically the same thing

Well i went on Twitter the other day and saw more than 500 people poundsigning #solveworldhunger.

by Chase Farnham September 9, 2014

scientific poundtown

When a female is artificially inseminated.

Guy 1: Heard you guys are trying to have a baby.

Guy 2: Yeah been trying for a while and its not working. The doctors say the only option left is to send my wife off to scientific poundtown.

by Vigina October 11, 2013

Shit Taking Opposite Pounder

The well known expanded phrase for the commonly abbreviated STOP sign. Also, describes the process of expelling feces onto a McDonalds Big Mac.

Woa! Did you see that? That guy just blew that shit taking opposite pounder!

by Derek Scholl April 11, 2009

ponderific element

Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder.

Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired.
Nick: why?
Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you?
Nick: Ummm, whatever
Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves}
Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that.

by . May 25, 2006

pondelisian

pondelisian is a synonym for good looking, super charming, and all around fantastic.

-That Brad Pitt is awfully suave
-I agree! I might go so far to say he is pondelisian!

by a different person March 7, 2009