you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

green eggs and ham

Key words, or phrase for weed and alchol.

Man, I don't know why, but I really want some green eggs and ham.

by fdjkls0123 November 4, 2008

Cuckled egg

an egg that is dowsed in vinegar,ketchup and mayonnaise

eg : " These eggs have been cuckled to perfection!"

Cuckled Egg

by Focx August 12, 2011

Two Eggs In A Hanky

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Cadburry creme egg

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls nose and procedes to blow a load into her nose.

I totally gave her a Cadburry creme egg as an early Easter present.

by Mexicnlolwut April 26, 2011

mario's egg van

a mobile diesel powered pornography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port

there goes mario's egg van past a creche
safe maz, got any porno or free range

by gurzel wummidge August 23, 2007