(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
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the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting
"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"
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