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Dancing Ninja

A mysterious 8-bit ninja who dances to "Harder , Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk.
Hey, dude, check out this video of the Dancing Ninja that I found on Youtube.
by Hand Of Mod December 26, 2009
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ninja tomato

a tough ninja who blushes a lot.
Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*

Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!
by lolzcats16 October 26, 2011
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Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
by Buck Walter July 25, 2016
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ninja edit

An edit that is ninja-like.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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Assistant Ninja

An assistant to other ninjas.
Pro_Skater is the assistant ninja of _Yuna_ and KJM.
by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003
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Ninja Nap

the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting
"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"
by cardancechamp24 March 8, 2010
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ninja suprise

when fucking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to cum, give her a charlie horse up the ass. Swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp penis while you cum on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. Proceed to leave the room QUICKLY by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.
Dude, I made that bitch bleed with an ninja suprise last night
by stteeeeeeeel December 28, 2007
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