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New Hampshire 

My home state... the one no one ever remembers, and might be left off the maps entirely if we weren't the first state in the primary elections. I'm movin to northern cali when I'm older. if you want some nice peacefulness ya kno besides all the people on quads and dirtbikes then come here.
Huh? What the hell is this New Hampshire you speak of?
New Hampshire by Eric Dion September 16, 2003
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New Dick Syndrome (NDS) 

Phenomenon when a guy comes into a new environment i.e. a new school or visiting a new town and all of the local women throw themselves at him sexually as a way of marking their own territory.
I love meeting girls when I'm away on vacation, they all seem to go through New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

new york giants 

Best team in the NFL. Only team that can beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. Legends like crackhead Lawrence Taylor and the savior Odell have played on this team. Called New York even though they are on Jersey.
"All hail, THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!" said King Julian in Madagascar.

New England Patriots 

1. NFL Sports Franchise in existance since 1960. Plays their home games at Gillete Stadium in Foxboro Stadium. Owened by Robert Kraft and his family.
2. The First Dynasty of the 21st Century in any sport because of there 3 Superbowl Victories in 4 years.
Goddamn! The New England Patriots have won another Superbowl, they are the dynasty bitches! Suck on it McNabb you piece of shit! Blow it out your ass Roethlisburger! Burn in Hell Gayton Manning! You Blow, Patriots Rule! Suck it!
Greatest state in the Country, with the Greatest city in the world!! Home of the greatest buildings, the greatest sites, the greatest RAPPERS, and of course home of the N.Y. Yankees, Giants, and Jets.. I personally moved the Mets to Jersey..they can have them. Much better than Taxachusettes! Go on, talk about how the Red Sox won in '04, only how many more to catch up with us?
NY is the greatest state, and I love living in NYC.. "You can spot us from out of town by the way that we talk, the way that we walk.." Now back the fuck up before we EAT YOUR FACE!
New York by Break your face January 27, 2005

New England Patriots 

The only NFL team to go undefeated and get caught cheating in a regular season.
"Yea, I'm from Bastan, Mass and I love the New England Patriots. Theyre' wicked good and Brady's going to do it all!"

"STFU! Don't you know that the Patriots, like all the other New England sports teams, are a bunch of cheating bastards?"

"Oh yea? You're jealous because we have Taaaaaam Brady. Best QB eva'! Oh, and go red saaaaaaxx."
New England Patriots by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008

new england hot pocket 

To fill the vaginal cavity with cream cheese, and then fuck it. Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, but without the shit.
Janet's boyfriend works at Einstein's, so she often gets New England hot pockets.