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hard-nippled

A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!
by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
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Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
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Iguana Nipples

When a woman’s nipples point to different directions
I don’t know what direction her nipples were looking, she’s got Iguana nipples.
by Nichole Adamson April 24, 2019
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Nipple-pop

Verb:
-The act of either rupturing a breast implant, or flicking a nipple so hard it immediately explodes due to pressure built up within the tip.

Noun:
-An awesome candy someone needs to invent. Weather it be a giant nipple lolly-pop, or a disk-shaped gusher, it needs to be a thing.
Verb:
-"Hannah's breast implants are so flat! You don't think she got nipple-popped, do you?!"
-"My cousin got nipple-popped by his ex. That's when he realized he was gay."

Noun:
- "I love sucking on nipple-pops! They remind me of my infancy!"
by Katiefly36 April 30, 2014
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