Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster

The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!

Is that Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster quick get a pic with me a d him together .

by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.

"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"

by Onyxia83 October 1, 2023

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Mussels Got Muscles

A group of mussels that has some nice big muscles.

"Yo those mussels got muscles! Man those muscles are absolutely huge bro! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024