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Matthew

by duskm3 April 7, 2022
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A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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Matthew Champlin

by mature boy April 7, 2022
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matthew

matthew is asian and cool
who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O
by beckaythegreat April 14, 2022
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Matthew

A boy that is the best friend I could ever ask for
I love you Matthew.
by Layla_theidiot April 16, 2022
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Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.
👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*
by ana_g April 24, 2022
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a very big chad but can cross the line a lot of the time you are with them.
they're catchphrase is "I don't need a girlfriend I just need consent"
wow i got rooted by a matthew last night
no way really?
yeah
by Shmuuel May 1, 2022
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