Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
Guardian 2: "Yep."
by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024
Get the Dave The Magical Cheese Wizardmug. Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022
Get the magic mike-ingmug. Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Magic Carpetmug. "My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"
by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020
Get the Anti-pussy magicmug. I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
Get the stroking the magic dragonmug. -Shut
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by MYYpseudonym June 15, 2021
Get the Six Magical Wordsmug.