k-nig-hts

A phonetic (mis)pronounciation of "knights" (ex. medieval, sounds like "nights"). From a gag in Monty Python's The Holy Grail, a wicked film. King Arthur, on a quest for the grail (in England) comes across a French castle, inhabited by French fellows, one of whom calls Arthur and his knights "silly English K-Ni-Ghits" (sounds like ki-nig-its) because he is unfamiliar with the proper pronunciation of the English word "knights". It is a funny gag.

"Silly English K-nig-hts" (ki-nigg-its)
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

by Aldea July 30, 2008

K town

Kohala Hawaii.....The real K Town

peace up..alright...k town down...outies

by Baullah December 28, 2005

K-Y Jelly

The stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn't get hurt while you're pumping it.

"Try to go easy on the ass and use K-Y Jelly."

by Mednub May 28, 2006

K-ho special

To go down on a prostitute

When we were at Fred's bachelor party, that fool got so caught up in the moment that he gave his girl a K-ho special.

by durka hippo June 21, 2009

Classy with a capital K

1) An expression that denotes the user thinks the person or thing s/he is describing is the opposite of classy; it can be used regardless of whether the person/object is attempting to be classy (i.e. having klass rather than class).

2) Very tacky, or in some cases, trashy.

She was wearing a white blouse with a black bra, too tight daisy dukes, and clear heels

Wow, that's classy with a capital K.

by Meredith G May 18, 2010

k-town

A small town in northern New Jersey, full of rich douche’ bags, with a car for every season, and a diluted perspective of the outside world.To experience the stuck up bitches of high society and the want to be thug minors of high society one must travel to the northern most tip of new jersey(k-town): there they will find the notorious white g;s

The weed is sticky but not brown.
k-town the other side of the train tracks.
The notorius white gangsta's native land is kinnelon.

by Bowls December 28, 2005

james k polk

America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"

James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the English sell the Oregon Teritory, built an independent treasury, and after this he sought no second term

by nj May 8, 2004