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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

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by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.

Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

just like the simulations

that time when you renember that happened just like the simulations

John: "Look, women!"
Jeremy: "Just like the simulations."

by jamp_ May 20, 2023

I’m just a girl

When a girl says “I’m just a girl” it usually means she has no money nor financial resources of any kind in the pipeline to pay for anything so is looking for handouts..

These a typically woman who went through life being pampered either by a father figure or by a sugar daddy..so in laymen terms SHE’S A BUM

I need new tires but you know..I’m just a girl..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 26, 2023

just the lip

"Just the tip," but for lesbians

Come on baby, scissor me timbers! Give me something! Even just the lip!

by Smashinit March 16, 2020