Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

John Cena

Something you can’t see

Where’s John Cena

by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

DAMN JOHN

an expression that shows surprise

Damn John. She fell off the balcony

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018

John Major

absolute dilf

“john major is such a dilf”

by edwina currie April 5, 2021

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.

"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"

by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017