Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.

The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.

by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007

Joe Jonas

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Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas

<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=394038755&albumID=22206&imageID=13079798"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/7f31cb8c69a146078ea7022cdc9653cc/m.jpg" alt="Hot Karl and Cool Kenny" /></a>


Joe Jonas fanclub

by Jason Weipert April 18, 2009

joe carney

A giant douche. He has a little dick with three odd shaped balls. his best friends' name should be trevor who has a big dick.

Joe Carney is an annoying asshat. But his friend Trevor is cool as shit!

by assnut October 24, 2008

Joe Cantu

A male either between the ages of 16 or 19. usually laid back. but has a thing for giant cock. He's mexican and he likes to fuck sheep.

Jack:Did you hear about that farmer/ rapist they found in kentucky?

Jim:Yea he was a total Joe Cantu.

by Shinfo May 11, 2009

Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021

Joe Biden

J-oyful
O-utstanding
E-legant

B-rainy
I-nclusive
D-edicated
E-ffective
N-eat

If you didn't vote for Joe Biden, I will find you and take you down.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Joe Badass

A white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. Found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. Should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.

Me: Hey look at this Joe Badass in the car next to us.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.

by David Puddy July 24, 2008