Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Jimmy Carter

A mixed drink- vodka, grapefruit with a splash of soda

Greyhound with a splash of soda is a Jimmy Carter

by KillyJ February 28, 2015

Jimmy

Someone that's annoying as shit to the point where he is almost as annoying as timmy

"Hi can I get fruit for jimmy"

"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"

by Thiccboy3000 September 23, 2020

Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast

Yummy Jimmy Johns

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023

Jimmie Aseude

Jimmie Aseude is someone who has a humongous bank.

His bank looking like Jimmie Aseude.

by SimmyJohny March 8, 2022

Jimmy

The funniest guy on earth, very handsome and usually has a big dick

Jimmy has a big cock ngl

by MassiveWillyMan April 13, 2021

Jimmy Halton

Crowd pleeza.. Number one geeza.. In his own head.

Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned

What a cunt.. Defo Jimmy halton. Loser, yep he's a Jimmy halton

by Nothanksneededladies June 14, 2022