July 18

NATIONAL AVA DAY IT IS A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY WE MUST BE NICE TO ALL AVAS THAT EVER EXISTED

Person 1:Why is that Ava looking at me weird

*person 2 punches in face*

Person 2: ITS JULY 18 we must be nice to all Ava’s

by Mac&chesze December 9, 2024

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July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

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Julie

Someone who always needs to poop and deflects that onto others

Let's go out to eat @730 because Julie has to poop at 7 and 9

by Hamanashamanama January 4, 2025

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July 15

Day when illegals come back from deployment

1:Have you heard, our friend Nick is heading back home on July 15th

by Badusername June 23, 2025

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July 2nd

national goon on facetime day

on july 2nd freak it up on facetime

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

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july 2nd

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

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