by steve101.3 January 12, 2022
Get the January 13mug. Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
by !JayAm! December 13, 2021
Get the January Christmasmug. by Layan_kh January 25, 2022
Get the January 26mug. 5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality
January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"
by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021
Get the January 5thmug. *is January 6th*
Once a year we throw a part here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown
One again it’s topsy turvy day
Once a year we throw a part here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown
One again it’s topsy turvy day
by I have 10 fingers August 23, 2022
Get the January 6mug. by Diggidedigdy1987 January 5, 2020
Get the Slap ass Januarymug. The national fern day(gvimroba in Georgian)
on this day we celebrate the birthday of the most beautiful woman in this world.
on this day we celebrate the birthday of the most beautiful woman in this world.
by Gvimra eka November 23, 2021
Get the 16 Januarymug.