Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.

by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023

Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017

Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.

Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!

by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

Humanity

The source of all of your problems, join me as we evolve back into monke

reject humanity, return to monke

by KalbHimar April 6, 2021

Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up

I hate being human.

by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022

Human weakness

What kind of world would it be if it was okay with everybody for a guy to walk up to a female and punch her in the face, without restraint, thought, or remorse, no matter what she did to him? People should absolutely be allowed to do anything they want to, but without consequences, without limits to behavior, without any checks or balances, without cops, without jails, without laws, human weakness would prevail. Human weakness can also prevail with excessive laws and limitations and excessive policing. Anything done to excess keeps things out of balance.

It's not doing anything they want to that a lot people don't like or agree with, it's facing the consequences of every action that they tend to be wary of, and with a lot of people, knowing they can go to jail over something they wanted to do, but did not get away with keeps them from doing it. Human weakness would plaque everything if there was only limitless actions, but not limitless consequences that went with it.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

by get arrested May 9, 2016