Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.

Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)

by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019

all hope in humanity is already lost.

said when you think society is doomed.

Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 15, 2024

Humans

The mammals a lot of fellers on this website tend to describe as shit, they seem alright to me

Wow urban dictionary really hates humans, they must be pretty crappy

by Master oogwabe May 15, 2021

Human Traffic

A verb. To take a person FROM a place and relocate them TO a different place against their will for 0 dollars.

Hym "If he didn't human traffic anyone then he isn't a human trafficer. Let it go. Do you know why you REALLY hate Andrew Tate? You want me to tell you? You hate Andrew Tate for the SAME EXACTLY REASON that I berated that fucking retard. Because he's CLAIMING to be an extra special guy... And YOU KNOW FOR A FACT (because you're READING THIS HERE right now)... That he is NOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL GUY! I did all the thinking. He didn't do 'The Work.' He got the women TO DO IT FOR HIM. He 'Owned the right thing' by literally getting a mafia guy to GIVE a casino to him (Likely by SAYING THINGS I'VE SAID). And the conversion into 'Self-help work salesman' was 👨 🍳🤭😘 a masterpiece! It was a thing of beauty! Like watching heaven get sucked into a black hole! But you're not even mad at him at that point. That's all just CAPITALISM! HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM KICKBOXER! HE'S JUST SOME FUCKING GUY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING ADMIT IT! So the socialists hate him because 'capitalism bad.' Destiny hates him because 'Oh shit! They're going to find out I'm not Hym!' And the CAPITALISTS hate him because WHAT HE MEANS... What HIS VERY EXISTENCE MEANS...

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024

just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

by marine_ December 7, 2023

Human Soul

A human's SOUL is not their entire physical being, but rather their essence, with in a human's physical body.

When the Human Soul is heavily damaged it will lead to the humans death.

by IMONE124115512251512125152 January 11, 2025