Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Humaded

Something simple got explained in a super complicated manner

This team meeting just got Humaded by the manager.
What is the requirement process? Someone Humadeded it.

by FAST Word Champ August 8, 2018

Human

Verb; to human is when one interacts with other and puts stuff in their body known as food

Ima go be human for a second hold on...

by Monstrosity99 August 18, 2018

Humanbumps

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.

It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

human

a living thing

I am a human.

by An Urban Dictionary User October 27, 2018

Human

Some type of mammal with manners and respect.

We are not aliens we are HUMANS

by SpellerCorrecter November 8, 2018

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018