globins

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.

My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.

by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008

GlobeCocking

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.

<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!

by LarchOye October 15, 2009

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

by seethemanski February 6, 2010

Glomofo

When a girl named Gloria who's supposed to be all smart act all dumb and retarded in a split second, BEWARE its HIGHLY contagious and is airborne. She can also bring in new exotic diseases with just a cough. But the thing is, shes Super nice, Super Pretty, and is just every man's ideal type... till that Glomofo pops out.. it just happens naturally and sometimes she doesnt even realize it..

Gloria: "Hahahaha omg Steven and Stephen are spelled the same way!!..... i meant SPELT!!"

Friend: "GLOMOFO.."

by a glomofos victim November 21, 2011

glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

by Madfat March 16, 2013

glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

by Madddddday March 22, 2014

gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc

When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs

by Drbob February 12, 2015