Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot

John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.

by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024

Mig Foot

A animal that roams around candle wood and its surrounding lakes looking for little kids to eat. Note to self HAVE A TEN DOLLAR BILL AT HAND

That mig foot is gaining on us!!!

by TNugget7 August 24, 2022

foots

Used for describing multiple different feet from multiple different people. Used in a similar fashion to the word feets.

When Jerry dismembered Martha and Samuel, he had both Martha's and Samuel's foots.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

foot bus

Walking;

Justin: “Yo, how you getting home after this party?”
Mike: “we’re taking the foot bus!”

by parody.com August 20, 2023

Marcher’s Foot

when you do marching band and you’re feet become unfeeling and immortal.

Normie: Dude, this boardwalk is so hot!
Marcher: I can’t feel anything because of my Marcher’s Foot haha.

by goldenfreddy2008 June 2, 2019

Foote

To get so high/drunk that you uncontrollably vomit on yourself.

‘I hit the bong and then I had to Foote so bad later’

by Ganekelioque February 3, 2023